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Nothing is more embarrassing than getting somewhere and realizing that you forgot your purse. Yes, I was scrambling out of the house to go and run errands and I forgot to do the check. You know what I mean.
Cell Phone
Car Keys
Purse
Sunglasses(definite must for Arizona)
Grocery List (I usually forget this one)
While I'm driving I was contemplating on whether or not to go through Starbucks. I was playing in my mind whether I should get it to enjoy while driving to run my errands or wait until I went grocery shopping at Target and enjoy it then. Well, thank goodness I decided to get it to enjoy while driving. As I was waiting in line at the local Starbuck's drive thru, I pull up to place my order and reach for my purse. I'm looking on the floor, in the back seat, on the side of me. Nothing. I couldn't believe I forgot my purse. It was at that moment in time I was wondering what I should do. Should I take the chance and back up all the way out hoping that no one would pull up behind me or just wait my turn and tell the wonderful Starbuck's person what I had done and just own up to my embarrassment like a real person. So, I drive up and the wonderfully, fully caffeinated Starbuck's girl asks me for my order. I then have to tell her that I forgot my purse. How embarrassing. She said, "No Problem, let us treat you." I told her, "No that is quite alright, I couldn't do that." She said, "I insist, let us treat you." I said, "No again, that is O.K. I will just go home and come back." Then once again, she said, "it is really no problem and they would love to treat me." So, I finally said, O.K. I ordered my usual without the extra shot b/c I didn't want to seem too greedy. I was then very grateful b/c not only did I get a free cup of jo, I also realized that I had forgotten my purse only 10 minutes away from my house versus 30 minutes away had I not stopped at Starbucks. Thank you Starbuck's.
No it's not the prequel to Indian in the Cupboard, it's my hidden stash of goodies. No, I'm not a bulimic who has a hidden stash to go on a secret binge. I just have my hidden stash to keep away from the muncha-saurus rex's that lives in my house. These are good for you goodies. O.K. maybe not the chocolate or the vegan cookies but they are healthier than the regular stuff. I can slowly munch on this stuff but if it goes into the regular pantry it will be gone in a blink of an eye.
I know I can't be the only one in the universe that has a secret hiding spot. You know who you are. You can't tell me that you have never hidden the last cookie or a the last chocolate bar so the minute you were alone you could just kick up your feet and enjoy, relishing every bite. Mmmmmmm. To our defense, I think we are left with no choice. I place blame on the men. Men are the King of muncha-saurus rexs'. O.K. I know I have my moments where I can't put down something but have you ever seen a man sit down and have a couple of bites of food and get up and say he is done. No, men swoop in and inhale like it's the last supper. The thing that pisses me off the most is my husband can eat 3000 plus calories of bad for you food and beer not gain an ounce and I eat an apple and it goes straight to my thighs. Ugh!
PS: For all of you secret stashers, if you would like me to post a pic of your favorite hiding spot send me an e-mail with a picture to: sheila-rita@live.com. Come on, join in the fun.
While I was reading Skinny Bitch I decided to go and find an organic wine without sulfites. For some reason I didn't think it was as hard as it was going to be. I went to Whole Foods first and they didn't have anything. I then went to Sprouts and by golly they had one brand, Frey. It wasn't like they had a huge selection so I chose the Red Wine and the Cabernet. Well, this picture is the result of me opening up the Red wine first. I guess when you buy organic wine, or at least this brand, they use a type of recyclable cork. It kind of reminded me of particle board when it gets wet and just crumbles and breaks apart. So, when I went to open this bottle just like I open any other bottle of wine it didn't turn out the way I expected it. I grabbed my rabbit wine opener and put it in position and started to push the lever down and I got splattered with wine that shot up through the crack as the cork shot down the neck of the bottle. Of course the cork didn't go all through, no that would of been too easy. Instead it got stuck. I then reached for my jackknife wine opener and managed to start pulling it up but couldn't get it to come all the way up. Then I tried the rabbit again and it did the same exact thing. After getting a facial with this lovely organic, sulfate-free wine I began to start having a mini-nervous breakdown. I was determined that this bottle of wine was not going to beat me. I tried poking and stabbing the cork through b/c I just knew this wine was going to be absolutely delectable. This went on for about 5 minutes until I chipped the side of the bottle. At that point I felt beaten. I held it upside down and saw a little trickle drip out of the bottle. I decided to taste what little I could get out the Fort Knox of all wine bottles. Blah! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! I cast that bottle aside and started working on the Cab. The exact same thing happened with the second bottle with the exception of not chipping the mouth. I did manage, after a lot of hard work, to get the cork out of this one though. I finally got to have me a glass of vino. This tasted a little better but not worth the effort of taking a wine bath or drinking cork in the bottle. I have to put this all behind me. That was the only glass I tasted because wine without selfites has to be drank quickly or it will spoil. I guess I should of drank the whole bottle that night but I didn't. So, the money along with the wine got poured down the drain. I'll keep the sulfates and just drink in moderation.
NO MORE COFFEE! NO MORE COFFEE! Imagine the Mommy Dearest movie when she says, "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!! That is what I felt like this morning when I tried going without my coffee. I tried, I tried. I couldn't do it. I almost had it done too. I woke up and made my strong coffee and added soy milk to it. Remember baby steps. I had a couple of sips but wasn't really feeling it. No problema. I made myself a fresh glass of iced de-caf green tea for the road along with a glass of regular black tea for security. I was kind of sleepy during the commute but I made it. I must also mention that this was my first Monday to work since I started on the floor. I think I'm allergic to Mondays. I know I'm really allergic to them when they are a hell-a busy and I have low levels of caffeine in my body. I felt like my brain was mush and that I was the biggest air head in the world. I suffered through work with catching some of my mistakes. Lord only knows how many I didn't catch, but I made it. I should of been rejoicing when I walked out of work but instead all I did was feel deprived. So you want to know what I did? I got in my car and drove to the Starbucks that is located right next to where I work. I went through the drive-thru and ordered and a Venti Non-fat Iced latte. It was sooooo gooooood. Of course I felt bad because I was close but yet so far from being one step closer. Oh well, I told myself maybe tomorrow will be a better day. I then eased my guilt with the thought of that at least I didn't get the extra shot. Maybe I have made a little bit of progress. I'm not giving up. Let's see how far I can get tomorrow.
I just finished my latest read on Saturday. The book is titled, "Skinny Bitch" by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin. I admit I saw it about 6 months ago and just looked at it and walked away. I had no clue as to what it this book was even going to be about nor was I the least bit interested in finding out what it was about. My friend Lisa had mentioned it shortly after I had seen it in the store but she never did elaborate on what is was about so I never gave it another thought.
Well, with my quest of trying to lose weight lately I decided to pick it up and find out what this book was all about. To tell you the truth I thought it was about what you turn into when you starve yourself to be thin. Never in a million years did I think it was a book promoting healthy eating and animal cruelty. I'm sure there are quite a few books out there that tell about our low USDA standards for our food and she goes right down the list. Now I guess I could go on and say she is another one of those radical people that are standing on their soap box but she did mention the strict guidelines regarding Japan's food inspections compared to our US inspections that made my ears perk up a bit. Now since I am a Customer Service Rep for an International shipping company, I can say that Japan is one of the countries that have very strict guidelines. Foreign foods are prohibited. Nothing made from or containing any meat, plant, poultry, eggs, seafood or dairy products can go into their country. So, if you know someone in Japan and wanted to pay a fortune to ship them a chocolate candy bar for their birthday, you better think again. Basically what it will boil down to is that you just flushed your good hard earned money down the toilet. Japan customs doesn't care if there is just a microscopic drop of dairy in it b/c it is listed in the ingredients it will be stamped return to sender. I just had an irate customer who flipped her lid b/c she sent over animal feed and b/c it had the word animal in it, it was returned to back to them. She claimed that it didn't contain any animal products but that it was feed for animals. When I asked her what it was made out of she couldn't tell me. I told her it couldn't be made from animals, dairy, poultry, eggs, seafood or plants. So unless it was made from the soil of the earth, there were probably restriction on that as well, there was no way of getting it through customs.
I do have to put a warning out there though. It is not for the faint of heart nor someone who gets easily offended with four letter words. She really lays it out there and sometimes it does get a bit extreme with the cuss words that she throws out here and there. I did enjoy the book and found it a real eye opener so much I am beginning my journey of becoming a vegan-vegetarian. I say vegan-vegetarian b/c last week I still put milk in my coffee which is baaadddd!!!!! I also went to a birthday party where they served italian beef sandwiches and little barbeque cocktail weinies in which I did not take part in but I did eat some cheese. Plus when everyone got the late night munchies and were stuffing their faces with footlong Sonic Coney dogs with cheese I opted for Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby ice cream. Hey, a girl’s gotta eat. So far it hasn't been too bad as long as I put soy milk in my coffee and add soy cheese (no added casein or whey)to my salad. No more blue cheese with my walnut and cranberry salad. Sniff Sniff. I would have to say my biggest obstacle at this point is giving up caffeine. My favorite drinks are iced coffee and iced tea. Don't know how I'm going to tackle that mountain. Will keep you posted.
I've been going through pics to post on Facebook of friends and family. I can't remember if I had this one in my album or if I found this one last year when I was going through my Mom's photos in Alaska. This is a pic of my older sister Joyce holding me at South Padre Island. I have no idea why I have my red tennis shoes on other than I found it to be safer in her arms than in the water. I loved those little red tennis shoes of mine and I love my family too.
